空道提醒湘莲虚伪(11)群鬼纠缠黛玉唱歌

    空道提醒湘莲虚伪(11)群鬼纠缠黛玉唱歌

    却说…那反林黛玉不顾自己的镜像…与那空空道人、柳湘莲匆匆扑向大无理区间。早见那极其荒谬段…竟有巍峨异端巢穴高架于无穷无序植物之上！——

    “哈！无理才能无穷！要不是看到…谁能相信？这《极荒谬域》才是根深蒂固呀！”==那反林黛玉蹿上那无理枝上…摘些无厘头果边吃边叫道——

    “我的大明星…你要注意自己的形象呀！我们这些导演…就指着你撑门面啦！这要是让红尘中粉丝们看见了…肯定不承认你的！在让那些红学家一起哄…咱们就没得演了！快下来…！”==那柳湘莲忙嘱咐道——

    “好…给刘心武留点儿面子！可不能给周汝昌…他胡说八道…什么黛玉要投水自尽！亏他想得出来…那正黛玉不肯把花抛到水里…嫌水脏…她自己又怎么可能投水呢？真是老糊涂…！”==那反黛玉骂着…竟从枝上一跳…落到柳湘莲怀里——

    “阿呀！你你你们…这甄宝玉要是死过来…知道你们搂过…可可怎么着？”==那空空道人急跺脚叫道——

    “哈哈哈哈！说得也是…那就…删除这一段儿！”==柳湘莲一言未了…那反黛玉竟从枝上…空自落地了——

    “虚伪！这种作风…能办真事么…还不是跟《太虚幻境》一样…骗人！”==那反黛玉骂着…甩头竟自往回去——

    “好好好…随你便是！”==那空道忙妥协道。

    那反黛玉仍不回头……——

    “啊呀！这派头儿…肯定能压倒正林黛玉…我的担心是多余的了…！”==那柳湘莲嘻嘻笑道。

    那反黛玉竟登时止步…回身道：——

    “哏！你用不着使激将法…你被贾宝玉射死…抢走妙玉…我很同情！可你别想打正黛玉的注意…！”==那反黛玉用指尖狠戳柳湘莲的心口讽道。

    三鬼边走边说…走进那《极荒谬域》石牌门…但见楼厦错落…竟皆无匾额…——

    “嗯…得有人来写呀…！”==那反黛玉自语着。

    话说那煅句岭欢宴中，竟有那谢灵运问陈王：——

    “陈王独占天下之才十之八久矣！何时竟私赠雪芹？赠与几多？自留几何？请我王宣喻！”——

    “呵！呵！谢客刺我！子建爱才，尤自惜也！岂肯舍出？芹弟之才窃于诸天藏宝，取自人情本质，何需外馈？”==陈王谦语——

    “请陈王明示：雪芹之才比陈王如何？”==谢灵运追问。【后生側批：我亦要问！】——

    “那天下之才原有一石，孤王曾拘八斗！然！出雪芹之后，天下之才又增一石！乃雪芹独功也！呵！呵呵！呵呵呵！”==陈王开怀。

    众人齐声附和，雪芹忙起身谢道：——

    “陈王，诸公谬赞啦！雪芹少时也曾自比古人，而今，古人就在当面！曹沾岂无自知？芹所成就者，无非将所听闻之才淑善德之事勉为彰溢罢了！从不敢恃为私能！”==曹公子以袖搌汗——

    “曹公子过谦啦！曹公子过谦啦！曹-！”==众人犹自山呼——

    “好啦！好啦！别起哄啦！”==公孙大娘长袖一挥——

    “别忘了我们的林妹妹！让林妹妹出个节目好不好呀？”==公孙大娘带头鼓掌——

    “唱一个…唱一个…唱一个…！”==那群鬼无不狂叫…直震得那林中乌雀嘎嘎乱起。

    那纤草见请了书父的示意，楚楚吐兰：——

    “纤草无知，只会抚琴，也只有《葬花吟》尚有备习！只好愧献矣！”

    那纤草琼指旋还，那丝弦涩塞，甘拧苦捱，好一阵忧愁抑郁缭绕于那煅句群巅…

    花谢花飞花满天

    flowersfadesandflysfullyfillingthesky;

    红消香断有谁怜?

    todullingredandlostaromawhowoulddroppityby?

    游丝软系飘春榭

    sogentlywhreadsofgossamertiesupthespring-house

    落絮轻沾扑绣帘

    andlightcatkinssomehowaremoistenedinfallingrascalathwarttoembroideredshades

    闺中女儿惜春暮

    adamselinherroomcherishespring

    愁绪满怀无释处

    bugofrombosomwithinthathersorrowsarebriming

    手把花锄出绣闺

    hhehoeshestepsoutoftheroomofembroidery

    忍踏落花来复去

    toleratedherselftreadingonfallenblossomsnighandaway

    柳丝榆荚自芳菲

    willow-spraysandelm-legumsthickorthin

    不管桃飘与李飞

    carelesslytowardthedriftalsofpeachandplumtohowswiften

    桃李明年能再发

    thepeachandtheplumwillbloomagayear

    明年闺中知有谁?

    ofwhominveryroomyearshallbeaware?

    三月香巢已垒成

    hadthefragrillthethirdmo

    梁间燕子太无情!

    swallowsamheruthlessarethemost

    明年花发虽可啄

    howeveheflowerswillbloomtopeckableasever

    却不道人去梁空巢也倾

    butaboutthegonepersonaandcollapsesamidtheemptybeamohear

    一年三百六十日

    sthreehundredandsixtydays

    风刀霜剑严相逼

    glaive-likewindsanddagger-likefrostscrossedtheirblades

    明媚鲜妍能几时

    howlongcanitsbrightcharmybear

    一朝飘泊难寻觅

    wha’shardtofetchtheirexilesfromnowhere

    花开易见落难寻

    blooomingaeasyviewbutit’satroubletofindtheminfallen

    阶前闷杀葬花人

    priorstairsthedepressedflowers-burierfordoingwassoeven

    独倚花锄泪暗洒

    shehoehertearshiddenlysprinkles

    洒上空枝见血痕

    sprinklingthevacwigswherebybloodtwinkles

    杜鹃无语正黄昏

    thecuckooshadnowordsamongproperdusk

    荷锄归去掩重门

    carryingthehoesheclosesthegatewhiletoback

    青灯照壁人初睡

    thegreenlampslighthepersonawhohadmerelyslept

    冷雨敲窗被未温

    asthecoldrainpercusshequiltwa

    怪奴底事倍伤神?

    wouldsomebodyblamemethatiduplicategluminvain?

    半为怜春半恼春：

    bipartitelywithspringsympathizingandannoyhepain

    怜春忽至恼忽去

    thesympathysuddenlyarrivesastheannoyingnessgoes

    至又无言去不闻

    theirarrivalwereunannouncedandleaveunheard

    昨宵庭外悲歌发

    lastnightasadssidethevestibule

    知是花魂与鸟魂？

    recohattheyaresoulsofblossomsandbirdsintangle?

    花魂鸟魂总难留

    thesoulsofblossomsandbirdswerealwayshardtodetain

    鸟自无言花自羞

    selfishlytheblossomsandbirdskepttheirreticenceandshyremain

    愿侬胁下生双翼

    vowthatifapairofalaewouldiyribsby

    随花飞到天尽头

    alongwithflowerstilltheendoftheskywillifly

    天尽头，何处有香丘？

    theendofthesky，iswhere’erbhafragrantmoundthere?

    未若锦囊收艳骨

    itwasnomatchthatpickhereousboabrocadedpurse

    一掊净土掩风流

    andgougesomepureclaytocheirelegance

    质本洁来还洁去

    letthequalecleanleandevengo

    强于污淖陷渠沟

    farbetterthantosinkontreirebelow

    尔今死去侬收葬

    todayyoudiebymyhandshavebeenburied

    未卜侬身何日丧？

    whatdayshallidiehadyodivined?

    侬今葬花人笑痴

    persmewhileifoolishlyplaytheflowers-burier

    他年葬侬知是谁？

    butwhowillburymeinanotheryear?

    试看春残花渐落

    solet’sseesofspringthescheduleofflowers_fly

    便是红颜老死时

    thereistheverymomentthatthepersonaofrougeshouldagedlydie

    一朝春尽红颜老

    thecertaindaesedsprhepersonaofrougehadceasedtoaging

    花落人亡两不知！

    stilldothefallhediedpershing!

    【后生側批：那samueltaylorcoleridge译文!后生梦中记录！因那samueltaylorcoleridge是幻界中人，原创俗权归后生所有！】

    一曲罢了多时，众鬼方忽醒过来！嚎叫如群狼寻类！——

    “梦幻之声啊！叫我如何不想她？”==那samueltaylorcoleridge同声翻译。

    骚扰完林黛玉…那群鬼又自寻他乐……

    那李太白曾遍游煅句岭西极之高加索、阿尔俾斯、巴纳萨斯诸峰，贯通诸西国语，此时，与那拜伦、沙士比亚、歌德、席勒、普希金、罗蒙诺索夫等能饮之辈推杯换盏豪情万丈！

    那拜伦男爵早已倾倒…见那samueltaylorcoleridge似乎有意表示…他岂甘人后？忽地跳起…竟朝林黛玉…跛行…！